Dark Humour is like COVID19!?

– Some get it, but many don’t…

Humour is a big part of British culture. Below you will find a few ‘tame’ examples to give you a taste –  do you get it!?

I’d like to have kids one day – I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that

What was the last communication received from the ‘Challenger’ spaceship – ‘don’t let her touch the steering…’

Little Billy: “Dad, am I adopted?”
Dad: “Of course not, why the hell would I pick you?”

My grief counsellor (Trauerbegleiter) died the other day – he was so good at his job, I don’t even care…

Did you hear about the guy that lost the entire left side of his body in an accident?- he’s all RIGHT now

Two neighbours meet across their garden fence:
– “Hi there. How’s the wife? – I haven’t seen her in a while”
– “She’s in the Garden”
– “I can’t see her anywhere”
– “You’ll have to dig a little”

Where do you find a dog with no legs? – Right where you left it