Test your English with some punny jokes

How good is your English when it comes to jokes containing puns?
Take this test and enter your results in the comment section below…
Sorry, but if you don’t get it, then it’s no points – be honest now…

1. What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire!
2. Why should you never date a tennis player?
   Because love means nothing to them.
3. I went to the doctor the other day and said: ‘Have you got anything for wind?’
   So he gave me a kite.
4. Two fish in a tank.
   One says: ‘How do you drive this thing?
5. “I said to the Gym instructor “Can you teach me to do the splits?”
   Er sagte: „Wie flexibel bist du?“
   I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”
6. The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar.
   It was tense.
7. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat minor
9. A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but toucan play at that game
10. I’ve written a song about tortillas.
    Actually, it’s more of a rap